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27/4/26
House of representatives caught lining up ripped out intestines to see who’s is the longest
27/4/26
Trump appoints the Red Skull as Head of Equality Department
28/4/26
Trump suggests renaming country to the American NATIONAL United States of Trump (ANUST)
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Girl Hit By Ambulance
30/4/26
A young girl about the age of 13 was hit by an ambulance taken to the hospital. The ambulance driver was smoking and drunk, as well as texting his second wife while he was driving. He had told the girl to cross the street and driven anyways. The driver was able to call 911 before becoming unable to process what was happening. The ambulance came, saw the damage, ran some tests, and called the fire department to send a truck. The firefighters came and where able to call an unknown number to get a helicopter to come airlift her to a hospital. She is in critical condition.
Trump gained a braincell!
5/1/26
That’s right he gained one! Shock in my news! We interviewed him and he stated “I gained one because I’m Donald Trump” He also said “Well, you guys should’veknown this was coming. And now, everyone inthe US is doomed!”Hedid an evil laughafter this! So, everyone stay safein Trump’s identity crisis.
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