Week 15

Lays annonces new flavors

February 2nd

5 Cheese Jumble-Roni, Monday Morning Munchkin Meatloaf ,Pickle Utopia, New Orleans Pepper Spasm, Cranberry Mulligan, Milky Morning, Greeny Blueberry, Strawberry Cheesecake Helmet, Countryside Picnic Sauce, Mozzarella Doomsday, Santa-Fe Mud Bath, Dan Smith, Mesquite State Crusade, Salt and Breadcrumb Butter, Chicago Pepper Felony, 5 Salt Box Cutter, Onion Scissors, Hotwing Slapsauce, Barbecue Woodchuck, 8-Way Butter Goblet, Mountain Banjo Pepper, Fireside Convulsion, Mr.Man’s Snowblower, Old-Fashioned Belly Brickle, Cobblestone Malevolence, Twice-Baked Ramification, Parisian Slipknot, Montana Corkscrew, Eastern Style Peruvian, Dupcrinkles, Caijin Traincrash, Bacon Stovepipe Assassin, Holiday Ropeburn, Condiment Trouble, Hrælsvelgr’s Bad Hair Day, Pumpkin Plot Twist, Liquid Dog Philosophy, Chunky Forest Whisper, Plain.

Trump lays off 10,000 people who never worked for him or federal government

February 3rd

While Trump is notorious for firing and laying off many federal employees,  he took it one step further, causing massive protests. He has laid off over 10,000 people who, never worked for him, never worked for the federal government, and thus, he cannot fire. He has not made it clear what they are fired from, especially considering more than 15% of them are unemployed adults and about  30% of them are children. Of course, this has caused massive backlash from bystanders and those fired.

CNN accidentally leaks next 3 months of upcoming news

February 4th

CNN, especially their  subset, CNN10, often delays on telling news stories, weeks, months, years, or even centuries after it happened. Just as an example, today they both covered the “recent” writing of the Epic of Gilgamesh, which we don’t even know the exact date of. However, an employee somehow accidentally leaked their next 3 months of news, some of which is yet to happen (if it does). Many CNN fans are both disappointed at their foolish mistake, but excited to see the news ahead of time.  Fans of opposing outlets, like Fox, and the 2nd most reliable news on earth: The Onion, are both happy that CNN was caught slipping up, but sad that fans find this not so much a mistake and more so a happy accident.