Avengers (2012)

The plot follows a team called “The Avengers”, consisting of “Green Man”, “Patriotic Weirdo”, “Iron Man”, “Pretentious Construction Worker”, “Arrow Man”, and “Random Lady”.  They’re just slightly cooler than your average joes. One day, Iron Man rebels and starts trying to bring the city into rubble, so they all chase him. Random Lady can’t throw a punch, and Arrow Man doesn’t understand how arrows work, so it’s up to Patriotic Weirdo, Pretentious Construction Worker, and Green Man to actually do anything to stop Iron Man. In the end, Iron Man lands in maximum security prison, but the city is already in ruins, so Pretentious Construction Worker fixes it. I think overall it’s a pretty good movie but leaves us with questions, especially about Iron Man. Questions I have are: Has he lost his mind? Can he see, or is he blind? How old is Ultron? Alright, fine, I didn’t see it. I based all my knowledge on this one picture and 4 seconds of a trailer for a different movie. Except Iron Man. I know who that is and I know he’s played by Chris Evans.