Covid-19 Deniers still dead to this day
11/5/26
Not “everything” “a” “hoax” a”n”d “no need” to “unnesceraily put things in quotes” to ‘sound” “like” a “sceptic” “and” “smart”
11/5/26
Trump claims that the D&J in DJT stand for Very Awesome
12/5/26
Scientology Speedrunner may face life in The Orb of Xenu
12/5/26
The “Scientology Speedrun” Tiktok trend is a highly illegal trend where participants run around and record the Scientology building to try to map it out. However, one “speedrunner”, Derek Horse, is being tried for his crimes, and may face life in The Orb of Xenu. Despite this, [REDACTED] . [REDACTED]
Trump praises Satan, MAGA followers crazy response
13/5/26
At the diplomatic meeting with Xi Jinping , Trump is quoted as saying, “In many ways, I believe I am an extremely great and humble person, many ways, but I think Satan had some good ideas. I’ve meet him, real great guy, the best guy, I’ve met him more times that anybody else. “ Because of this, many MAGA followers have de-converted from Christianity so they could agree with him.
Studies favor large text in newspaper body, favoring smaller headlines
13/5/26
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Saying Anything With the Letter “H” is Now Illegal
14/5/26
Donald Trump has, um, Trump said that anything, er, any word that has, sorry, contains te letter “H” is now illegal. If it is said, punisments may include a fine, jail, or repeated offenses may result in prison. Donald Trump said, “If you correct your offense, you may go back and fix it, using a word that doesn’t contain ‘H.’ If you say it in your own house, even though it’s your home and you live there, it’s still a small fine. I mean, if you murder someone at home it’s not legal, is it? No I didn’t think so! Ha! Oh, that reminds me, laughing and saying ‘haha’ is also illegal. Use your brains people! I’m right again! What were we talking about again? Oh, right. Please be as good as me at this, alright. It would make it easier for all of us.”
New TikTok Trend Has Taken The Lives of Many Babies
15/5/26
TikTok is a popular app for kids and adults that has now become deadly. “TikTok trends” change all the time, and are always weird, unpredictable, and sometimes insane. However, no trend has ever had the impact as the, “How high can I drop my baby from” trend. People would take baby dolls and throw them off mountains. Unfortunately, multiple people had the idea to drop their alive babies to actually answer this question. TikTok is trying as hard as it can to get rid of this trend, but views are views. Scientific studies have shown that the higher people throw their alive babies from, the more views they will get. This is a terrible trend that we need to stop.
Average American anti-alliteration-at-all
1*15/1*5/1*26
Once often, alliteration all the time is an idea in an abyss. Since spawning in 1664 from Samuel S. Samson, Said style had significant sequilertia. Crazily, the craze concluded around the 1968 Circumstance of Christmas. The connection isn’t concluded upon , but fifty % use failed, now five. Potential prompts include lesser lexicons or inferior encouragement.