Trump declares war on 250 countries for 250th anniversary of United States
4/7/26
An update to a previous article on this in March, It has finally happened. The counries he declared war on are: All UN member countries except the US (192), and the unrecognized territories of: Abkhazia, American Samoa, Anguilla, Aruba, Bermuda, British V. Islands, Bookland, Cayman Islands, Cook Islands, Cornwall, Corsica, Crimea, Dreamland, England, Falkland, Faroe Islands, French Guyana, French Polynesia, Gibraltar, Greenland, Guadalope, Guam, Hong Kong, Isle of Man, Laser Kiwi, Kosovo, Macau, Martinique, Mayotte, Monsterrat, New Caledonia, Niue, Northen Cyprus, Northern Ireland, Northern Mariana Islands, Palestine, Puerto Rico, Reunion, Saint Martin, Saint Pierre and Miquellon, Scotland, Sicily, Sint Maarten, Somaliland, South Ossetia, Taiwan, Tokelau, Transnistria, Turks and Caicos, US VI, Wales, Wallis and Futuna, Western Sahara, Vatican City, and Delaware (53). Admitedly, this is only 246, but he's not very good at counting.
This is NOT funny. Don't even THINK about laughing.
7/7/26
What happened is NOT OKAY. You should NOT be happy. It is NOT ironic. This is NEVER okay. Do NOT laugh. If you laugh or find this entertaining, you are a BAD person. This is very serious. This is the more serious than WW2. I feel bad even describing this in more detail, but you can read more here
Donald Trump claims it was his idea first.
10/7/26
South Carolina Farmers Union urges senators to pass law promoting crop trampling
12/7/26
It's not in your head: Your arms.
14/7/26
GOP refutes claim of Mitch McConnel's death
17/7/26
Rumors have been circulating online saying that congressman Mitch McConnel has just died. His party, the GOP (republicans) have refuted this claim, with Mike Johnson (the speaker of the house), saying, "It's foolish to say that Mitch McConnel has just died. He's been dead since at least 2015. It's possible he was never alive in the first place."
Trump claims all slices of unsliced birthday cake are posioned except his
19/7/26
At a recent birthday party, Trump, somehow with a podium, claimed, to one of the guests, "Before we cut this cake, I want to tell everybody, that the Democrats, the left-wingers have posioned every slice of this cake except mine, so you might as well give them all to me, as then they wouldn't be poisoned nor wasted."
Studies show that people don't like unnecessarily big images.
21/7/26
600% of people believe obviously exaggerated numbers
23 BILLION/71/26
A study from 2 NANOSECONDS AGO proved, that across 15 MILLION countries, with 89 TRILLION PEOPLE, SIX HUNDRED PERCENT of those 89 TRILLION PEOPLE believe obviously exaggerated numbers. The study was government funded and cost 54 QUADRILLION DOLLARS over ONE THOUSAND YEARS. In addition, 14 THOUSAND PERCENT of those SIX HUNDRED PERCENT OF PEOPLE believed statistics with numbers so exaggerated, that the words they use don't even exist. This part of the study cost FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE GAZINGAVABILLION DOLLARS.
All bad things caused by specific person you don't like. If some one ELSE says this, then they're wrong. But you're not.
27/7/26
Trump insists frequent visits necessary to protetct US intrests and diplomacy with McDonald's
29/7/26
OPINION PIECE- The truth
25/7/26
In this opinion piece, I tell you the truth. In my correct opinion, everything I say is right, and I'm very humble. You aren't. I'm the best, the most humble. I'll spare you from listening to more.