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Economists warn, the value of 4 may be significantly reduced due to inflation
PUBLIC REACTIONS
June 1, 2026
"My house number is 4." "Will I have to move into my neighbors house, 3, if we reduce 4? What happens to the number we reduce it to? Numbers are not infinite, people."-
"I think this is a good thing." "My religion is against the number f*ur, and I'm tired of my child's school refusing to respect my religious beliefs by continuing to teach the godforsaken number. It says it right in the Holy Fivle, in the verse Quint 5:55"-
"Currently, I have easy methods for approximating 4 without having to memorize it." "Will it's new value not be able to use a similar approximation? Will it be easier to remember, like 3.13834987023...."-
President donald declares himself superhero
June 3, 2026
The president of The United States, donald, has declared himself a superhero, "Old Man." He says, "I will, won't, and am are determined to increase gas prices, protect... uhh.. wait... nothing!" "I will promote general my opinions, prevent education, and I WILL personally make your life harder, because I care," Old Man says.
President donald explains, the ceasefire with Iran only applies to one person: an anonymous orange face blond nearly 80 year old man who represents the Republican Party.
June 6, 2026
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Former Queen guitarist Brian May's new law firm claims they personally will rock you
Annual No Things Day incredibly vague protest begins
June 12, 2026
The Annual No Things Day incredible vague protest has begun. People are demanding that organization take action, so that it doesn't. Many people say that it's a bad idea. Some protest slogans include, "We hate it," "We don't want to," and, "If this doesn't happen, then it won't have"
Sharks ramp up attacks in protest of negative publicity
June 15, 2026
Many people are scared of sharks because they are known for attacking people. For over 50 years, sharks have done nothing about it. However, now, they are increasing attacks to protest negative publicity. One spokeshark said something along the lines of aciwghriuvgirgvawrvhbrwivbwiegacbiabcdibew (albeit, it was a bit hard to hear underwater) and then bit the reporters leg off.
President donald claims algae in the Reflecting Pool caused by Democrats
June 21, 2026
After donald's "makeover" to the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C, algae has started to rapidly grow, ruining the scenery. The president claims, "Folks, peoples, you just don't get it." "The democrats, Zohran Mamdani, they go in at night to put in algae to ruin my work. It is the facts, my facts, I do facts better than anybody else. More facts than CNN fake news, and than myself."
Heatwaves in Europe cause france to quit
June 27,2026
Heatwaves in Europe are causing temperatures of over 110 degrees all around France and Britain. Because of this, the president, Emanuel Macron has decided that France will quit being a country. As you can see from the map, it is packing it's bags and has already uprooted itself from the ground. Experts speculate it may hide under a larger, colder area, like Canada or The North Pole, or relocate to The Moon.
Modern Restaurant With A Boring Logo unveils new comically large portions
June 30,2026
I'm sure you've heard of, maybe even been to Modern Restaurant With A Boring Logo and are familiar with their reasonable food sizes . But, today, they reveal their newest product: Comically Large Portions. Surprisingly, these are HALF of their original price, despite being multitudes bigger. You can get a Half Inch Burger for $257.99, Two Inch Rottiserie Chicken for $654.99, or Half Centimeter Splash of Ketchup for $1375.99.
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