Movie Reviews

THE LEMON REVIEWS:

Avengers: Doomsday (1,582,192)

This film was SUPPOSED to release around 2027. I know, that long ago! I wasn’t even alive back then! (No surprise) But no, they HAD to cast EVERY single human on Earth (at the time) into it, taking this long to film, and making it over 10,000 years long. I had to speed it up A LOT to watch it all. Each person got one minute of screen time. I think a good 500,000,000-1,000,000,000 of them were pretty uninteresting. I’d rate it a 4/10. Disappointed. They had 1,580,167 years to film, and it was this boring.