November 3rd

TDL studios has announced that they will be making a movie centered around Shrimp-Man. It is advertised as being “the first ever superhero movie with superheroes played by themselves”, as it will be casting Thomas Green as Shrimp-Man. The movie will officially be called “Shrimp-Man: Essentially Nothing” and releases October 7th, 2026. The other movie that is underway is a movie based on the video game “Pong”, with the same name.  Jack Black will play the ball, Robert Downey Jr. will play Paddle 1, Paul Rudd will play Paddle 2, and Brie Larson will play the scoreboard. Coinicidentially, Pong will also released on October 7th, 2026. Pong will be produced by Warner Brothers and directed by Stephen Spielberg.

November 4th

While making the same joke twice with the second time being at a later date is infamous for being unfunny, it raises the question, can that be scientifically proven? Over the course of the last week, a 15 year old girl, Robyn Banks from Talahassee, analyzed, surveyed, and recorded evidence about making the same joke twice for a school science fair. The results are only now in and it proves that making the same joke twice is almost exclusively less funny than making it just once.

November 4th

Trump has signed an executive which he says will rename the capital of Mexico, Mexico City, to America City, similar to how he also “renamed” The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. The president of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo, has said that “Trump’s actions are nothing but an attempt to alienate Mexico from the United States.” Trump has said that he intends to continue renaming things , even if he does not own them. He elaborated that he intends to rename Nintendo of Japan to Nintendo of America and The Democratic Republic of  The Congo to The Democratic Republic of America.

November 5th

Recent studies have proven that news articles with headlines that do not reflect the rest of the article, are outlandish, not true, and cause for concern if true, are more likely to be read by general audiences. Additionally, it has been proven that sensationalized images accompanying these articles that reflect the headline escalate the percentage of likely readers. One scientist involved in the study said “This happens because people see the unrelated article and expect it to be connected to the headline, so they keep reading, until they get to the information that they are looking for, but such information doesn’t exist.”

November 6th

An update to a previous story from last month, where Pete Hegseth confirmed that the government shutdown was caused by the McDonald’s within the pentagon’s closure, the government shutdown is now, officially, over, as the McDonalds located within the pentagon is no longer closed. Government officials are now free to dine on burgers and fries as they please.  It has been confirmed by Donald Trump that despite the shutdown ceasing, he will still not fund SNAP benefits for EBT food stamps, and still not pay government essentialy workers.

November 6th

The international tournament of Rock Paper Scissors has begun. It is a bracket type tournament with 16 players from 16 different countries; United States, United Kingdom, Canada, France, Germany, Poland, Russia, China, Japan, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, and Jamaica. There will be one round every two days with the winner being announced the 21st of this month.

November 7th

While making the same joke twice with the second time being at a later date is infamous for being unfunny, it raises the question, can that be scientifically proven? Over the course of the last week, a 15 year old girl, Robyn Banks from Talahassee, analyzed, surveyed, and recorded evidence about making the same joke twice for a school science fair. The results are only now in and it proves that making the same joke twice is almost exclusively less funny than making it just once.

November 7th

The Quote of the Year competition judging is over and two winners have been selected. For the first time in their 86 years of existence, it has been a tie. The first winner is a quote from Abraham Lincoln. He is quoted as saying, “Never believe made up quotes in newspaper.” The second winner is a quote from Greta Thunberg, who is quoted as saying, “...and like I said, don’t quote me on this.”