November 9th

At 6pm, on Friday, of last week, the American Vague Association (Acronym) confirmed that somebody important, who did something died at an age with a cause of death. This is a sad day for many. Somebody will be buried in a location and somebody’s funeral is on a day. Somebody is most known for doing something in a year.

November 10th

Disney has announced that they will be making a Tic-Tac-Toe movie, “Tic-Tac-Toe”, which is to be released March 3rd of 2027. It features up-and-coming up actors, Letre Ex, Thri Buiy III, and Teleter O.. The plot follows a world of nine squares, two teams, and one winner. The teams compete in a contest of skill and luck where they must get three in a row…. Or else…

November 11th

Acrocanthosaurus, a dinosaur commonly mistaken for it’s relatives Spinosaurus, Tyrannosaurus, and Allosaurus is well regarded as an “underrated dinosaur” by many. Among the many is the North Carolina History Museum, who has made an in-museum “Acrocanthosaurus Appreciation Day” to celebrate the dinosaur. It became a viral internet meme, but now, it’s reality. Legislators declared November 11th to be Acrocanthosaurus Appreciation Day as of today, making this year’s Veteran’s Day, the last one, ever, as it is to be replaced with Acrocanthosaurus Appreciation Day.

November 12th

Introducing a revolutionary new product: Staple Spray. It is a spray bottle filled with powdered alluminum so you can gradually spray staples onto paper depending on how much you want your paper stapled. One bottle costs $8.99 at most vendors and has gained traction since it’s release. Customers are feeling very attached to it’s impressive capabilities and has already made $11,000,000 in the first week of it’s existence. 

November 13th

Harvard Studies have proven that whilst speaking in third person always sounds idiotic, during the Autumn season it sounds upwards of 40% more idiotic. It has been proven, but the reason is unknown. Luc fully agrees with this and Luc thinks that Luc will never speak in such a way, especially during an Autumn month- November. Luc remembers times that Luc’s peers have spoken in third-person and Luc has found it annoying.

November 13th

In response to backlash from the latest iPhone pouch, Apple has responded with another product: The iFlout. It is a (dead) North Atlantic Flout with a rubber compartment for an iPhone and Airpods, and a color changing lightbulb that does nothing besides adding another 50 bucks to the price. You can buy an iFlout Lite for $199.99 or an iFlout Pro for $499.99. It is advertised as being “a go-to for long road trips, long walks, and even staying at home.”