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Activists armor trees to prevent them from being cut down
Activists armor trees to prevent them from being cut down
October 27th
Recently, many climate activists have been using this new method to stop lumber companies. They have been armoring trees to prevent them from being cut down. They will take sheets of PVC plastic, wrap them around areas best to cut down from, and make sure the plastic stays on by nailing it to the tree with lead nails. We surveyed lumberjacks across America what they thought of the matter. Many said that a chainsaw or even a steel axe can cut through PVC and if anything they are harming the trees by polluting their soil with plastic ansd giving them lead poisoning. This remains a controversial topic.
Trump orders removal of section of White House to make room for new food court
October 28th
Today, President Donald Trump has ordered that three quarters of the west wing of the White House be demolished to be replaced with a massive presidential food court. In an interview, Trump was asked why he would remove part of such a historic area. “In many ways, and in many, many, many, different ways,” Trump said, “and in so many diverse ways, and in multiple ways, the food court will have a McDonalds, replacing the McDonalds in the pentagon. Of course, this will, as many people, great people, good people, the best people, my favorite people, like Pete Hegseth will tell you, this will help solve the government shutdown.”
Recent studies conducted by Harvard University determine that, across news outlets, people are more likely to read articles with overly articulate, overly extended, and disproportionate compared to the body text, headlines as appose to vaguer, more to the point, and more straightforward headlines. Additionally, these studies also proved that a higher percentage of people will read an article if the main article is short
October 29th
So some studies proved insights on headlines
Article writer becomes transparent in the middle of writing
Article writer becomes transparent in the middle of writing
October 30th
Earlier this morning, an article writer from The Daily Lemon slowly became transparent in the middle of writing articles. Currently,
Trump releases new "All-American Candy Bar"
Trump releases new "All-American Candy Bar"
October 30th
Donald Trump has released a brand new “All-American Candy Bar”, with just three ingredients, made entirely in the United States; oranges, soybeans, and preservatives. It is advertised as being void of chocolate, gelatin, and sugar, even going to the point of removing sugar from the oranges and soybeans. The bar weighs less than one ounce and costs 5.99. It has gained mixed reactions- as it is up there among healthiest candy bars, but there’s so little candy in it, it cannot even legally call itself candy.
Astronaut find brick wall at galaxy's edge
Astronaut find brick wall at galaxy's edge
October 31st
Just in time for Halloween, scientists have found a supernatural phenomenon at the edge of our galaxy. After traveling over 25,000 light years with new tachyon based superliminal travel, astronauts have discovered a massive brick wall with a cryptic sign. The sign reads “||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷᔑ⍊ᒷ” which is not known to be words in any known earth language. It has been determined that it is impossible for any human to have built this and also impossible for this to happen naturally. NASA confirms that we are not in danger, despite this undeniable proof of extraterrestrial presence.
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