Week 8 (ends in december)

November 24th

If you are going shopping tomorrow, make sure to have a pit stop at your local Target because, the 2024 Black Friday Sale ends in twenty-four hours. So, now’s your chance to save 50% off everything. Additionally, this is also the second longest Target Black Friday Sale in terms of days lasted, with first place being taken by the  2013 Black Friday Sale, which ended in 2015

November 25th

In a recent interview, former US president John F. Kennedy has denied any connection to the supernatural, poltergeists, or zombies. He is quoted as saying “Suggesting I have any connection to the supernatural is like saying gold grows on trees. It’s absolutely ridiculous and nothing has ever implied it”

November 26th

Donald Trump, president of the United States, as the headline suggests, has declared war on every country on earth except for United States and Timor Leste. When a reporter asked him for a reason, he replied “I have in many ways, many reasons, good reasons, the best reasons. Nobody has reasons as good as my reasons, in many ways.”

November 27th

The Food and Drug Administration, commonly known as the FDA has made an important announcement. The announcement was covered by news outlets across the world because of how groundbreaking it was. The FDA say they hope that everyone will get the message as it could change your life and they hope no news outlet skips mentioning it.

November 28th

McDonalds has released a new version of the quarter pounder with 119 patties instead of one to celebrate their upcoming 119th anniversary. The “McCentunovemdecuple” is 16 feet and 4 inches tall  and has been called an odd decision, as McDonald’s 119th anniversary does not come until 2074.

November 29th

After Mark Ruffallo was cut from the role at the last minute, Marvel studios decided to hire well renowned actor Peter Dinklage to fill Ruffallo’s role as Bruce Banner (The Incredible Hulk) for the upcoming movie, “Avengers: Doomsday”, which is coming in 2026. In a ScreenRant interview, Marvel was asked why they cast him. One director of the film, Anthony Russo said “At Marvel, it’s always best for the actor to look more like the character more than they act well as the character.”

November 30th

The American Vague Association has decided to remove mentions of words from website. In addition, they added a sentence in a page. Despite reactions to this decision, they still refuse to do something somebody wants them to do

December 2nd

Santa Claus (AKA Saint Nick) has declared that this year’s Christmas he is “not feeling it”. He elaborated “I have been giving gifts since before the year 1000, and how many times have I been given a break? Zero. I’m fed up. This is my last year doing Christmas. I’ll probably send my two weeks after New Years.”

December 3rd

A massive sandstorm near Cairo, in Egypt has unburied a small segment of King Tutankhamun’s historical never-before-seen “Summer Pyramid”. Unlike a summer home, a Summer Pyramid does not house someone during the summer, according to archaeologists. It is speculated that it would be his burial site if he died in the summer, instead of the normal pyramid for if he died in any other season.

December 4th

In Geneva, Switzerland, a comittee of international historians recently reclassified WW1, after deciding not enough nations were involved for it to qualify as a real World War. They decided it should be named WW0.5 instead. As a result, WW2 will now be WW1.5

December 5th

Donald Trump has said that he doesn’t believe in the Deja Vu effect. He was giving a speech at the white house, when he said ‘...and Deja Vu— that’s not real. I’ve got this strange feeling that somebody has asked me this before, in many ways. It’s a made up effect. People say that they think they’ve seen things before, but they couldn’t have. Well I think that’s malarkey. I feel that there are many ways that I have seen many things, and then I saw them again.”